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Let’s Play! – And Yet It Moves #1

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Jan 252012

from the there’s-a-first-for-everything dept.

Got my first Let’s Play in the bag. Check it out here - http://youtu.be/q7aQvo_M1_o or below…

$6 Donated so far! Can’t wait to see the next level or so. More swearing, playing, and donating will occur.

Visit the Let’s Play Page above to see current donations and if you want to donate to the cause, then fucking do it!

I do know one thing, I ain’t as elegant speaking as KurtJMac nor do I think I ever will be, but I know I had a blast in recording, editing, playing, and donating for a good fucking cause!

Swearing For Charity

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Jan 242012

from the fuck-yeah-i-said-it dept.

Ok, I have a Project, personal one, that I am wanting to do, but I need your advice. I need to know what games that I could play that I can record and play well and that it may invoke swearing. The title of this blog post says it all. I have one that I am currently trying to work on but I feel it may be short. Below are my specs for my machine. Help me find a game that I could play within these specs. Comments are open so feel free to respond there or to my Twitter @XaviorPenguin .

Specs:

> Mainboard : Dell 0J799R
> Chipset : Intel GS45
> Processor : Intel Mobile Core 2 Duo T9400 @ 2533MHz
> Physical Memory : 4096MB (2 x 2048 DDR3-SDRAM )
> Video Card : Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
> Hard Disk : Seagate ST9160412ASG ATA Device (160GB)
> DVD-Rom Drive : Slimtype eTAU208 1
> Network Card : Intel 82567LM Gigabit Network Connection
> Network Card : Broadcom BCM4322 802.11a/b/g/n Wireless LAN Controller
> Operating System : Windows 7 Enterprise Professional Media Center 6.01.7601 Service Pack 1 (32-bit)
> DirectX : Version 11.00

(Taken using PC-Wizard)

FUCK SOPA

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Jan 162012

from the if-this-passes-we-are-fucked dept.

I know I have taken a stand on SOPA/PIPA and I fucking hate it. As of January 18th, 2012, from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. at least, I will not be posting to Facebook, Twitter, Google + and this site will be down. I know I don’t have many followers and I don’t mind that, however, I do mind that the Government is trying to turn this country into a communist regime in regulating the Internet and preventing free speech.

Users who see my blog will see something completely different, so stay tuned to that.

Thank you for your understanding.

LINKS:
SOPA Strike – http://sopastrike.com
SOPA/PIPA Breaks the Internet – http://fightforthefuture.org/pipa/
How SOPA/PIPA Works, an Infographic – http://americancensorship.org/infographic.html
Stop American Censorship – http://americancensorship.org/
Fight For The Future – http://fightforthefuture.org/

Fake Movie Trailer

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Dec 242011

from the it-would-have-been-kickass dept.

The image you are about to see is true, names have not been changed to make them rock harder. (What the fuck am I saying?)
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A Bit in My Life

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Dec 202011

from the some-of-you-know dept.

Many things are going on in my life. Anywhere from a new position at my work at NS/W to editing websites. Most of the updates have really been on Twitter/FB/G+ but I figure, “What the hey!” I am feeling like I need to type, not only for the sake of typing, but to also get my WordPress Rank away from the 90,000 range. Take the Leap to see more…
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In a World…

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Dec 192011

from the where-no-man-has-gone-before dept.

I found this in my old archive of my Blog. This archive was before I moved web hosting providers and such and I have it, somehow, in a PDF and DOC formats. How the fuck did I back up my entire WordPress blog of nothing but the content into a document when I know I didn’t do it by hand? I don’t know, however, this is not what I am talking about today. Take the leap to read more…
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Time to go Fishing

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Dec 022011

from the you-get-a-line-i-will-get-a-pole dept.

Thanks to one lucky soul, and hopefully others, somebody braved the elements and posted. Somebody must have posted this on other friends walls on FB or Twitter. Regardless of the case, lets see what this person had to say. My response after you take the leap…

From TAKEAWILDGUESS:

I would love to be a fly on a wall of a man’s brain for a day. Love them, but mysterious they are! Logic tells me at my age the guy/girl thing should be easier, but truth be told, it isn’t. I still get shy and don’t know what to do. I am much more confidant and comfortable with myself than I was a couple decades ago, but I can’t say any more skilled at flirting. So how does a shy girl “send out a line” as I have been advised to do, and help a guy out to know she’s interested, but yet still remain in the position of being the one pursued?

Want Advice? I Has Them

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Nov 302011

from the fuck-you-dear-abby dept.

I decided that with the amount of advice I have been giving out, that I needed to create a way to make my advice known to people. A way of people asking me anonymously and I respond to them back.

Without further ado, head over to Ask.Disturbed-Penguin.NET to get your asking on. Please read through what I have there because if instructions are not followed, then you are a dumb shit and don’t need to be on my site.

Pidgin Profile in Linux and Windows

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Nov 172011

from the i-wish-there-was-an-easier-way dept.

I have done the somewhat impossible. I have made it to where I am syncing all of my Pidgin info in Windows 7 and xubuntu on the same machine. That is right, the same machine. I didn’t have to use any fucking Dropbox bullshit. ”Oooooo! Lets sync our Pidgin profiles over the Internet where anybody can get access to it (if configured incorrectly) and I will have torely on 3rd party bullshit!!! Yaaaayyyy, I am a fucking l33t mother fucker!! HAX0RS!”

Fuck…That…
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American Sensorship Day

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Nov 162011

from the government-get-the-fuck-out-my-internet dept

This is just a brief post on why this day is so important. This is the day in which…”Congress holds hearings on the first American Internet censorship system. This bill can pass.” However, we do not want this…”If it does the Internet and free speech will never be the same.” (Quotes taken from http://americancensorship.org/)

This scares me. This means that with my shitty little blog, I won’t be able to voice my own opinion about things, bitch about others, teach people about ideas and my interests. I won’t be able to do that at all for fear of the government taking control of my site, shutting it down and saying, “Hey, we own the Internet now, you can type this.” I don’t want this to happen. I like to rant and rave about stupid bullshit and to be able to vent and make myself calmer as a person. This is a time in which we need to tell our legislators to block the passing of this bill, to block it all together in one harmony and to tell the government…