Fake Movie Trailer

from the it-would-have-been-kickass dept.

The image you are about to see is true, names have not been changed to make them rock harder. (What the fuck am I saying?)

This post is in response to a tweet I put up.

I had decided, mind you, in my own free time, in my own accord, for fun, to make a fake movie trailer for the Metal StudZ. This would have detailed some things regarding Drake Darrington leaving and a new Frontman to appear. I had this idea that I wanted to do and asked certain individuals if I could do certain things and was turned down. Granted, this was all done in a professional manner and completely understand the reasoning why. I have no hard feelings toward what was said at all. READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND! If you do not understand what was just said, then you have my permission to jump off into a cliff and have yourself splattered against a North Face. Face it, North Face sucks and South Butt rules!

The image posted below is from that fake trailer. Below the image was my train of thought that I would have used to create that trailer. I figure since I am not doing this and I need to focus on recreating, reimaging, remake, the current Metal StudZ website for a bigger, longer, thicker website, “So stick around” kind of thing, that I would release what I had. Again, this was all going to be in fun, on my own time, on my own accord, just to see what I myself could accomplish. Once it would have been completed, I would have run this video across the proper channels and see what kind of attention it received. If they didn’t want it, it wouldn’t have been published anywhere and the project scrapped.

So, without further ado:

And here are my notes, revised to not show real names:

Create Green Screen from file…make it editable…with font and include fonts

Insert into movie, make it last 5 seconds with 1 second of black

Total movie does not need to excess 3 minutes

(have metal studz type music playing in the background without verbals)

(if not, use regular music from a video)

Find video of Drake dancing about

Insert audio of various people or a couple saying or Xavior Penguin saying:

“I can’t believe Drake Darrington is gone.”

“Why did he leave?”

“Who will replace him?”

“Where oh where did my bulge go?”

“Krom, why have you forsaken us?”

(in either my Pilot’s or Xavior Penguin’s Epic Movie Guy Voice)

For Years, Krom, the God of Rock and Roll, smiled upon the Metal StudZ.

(possibly find a clip of Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail of “god”)
But now,  Drake Darrington has given up The Bulge and is sitting at the right

(attempt to fade in a small image overlaying Drake on top of “god”)
hand of Krom. The future of the  Metal StudZ seems clouded.
Fasting for days, the Metal StudZ Call out to their God, in hopes that
he will guide them to a new, shining future.

(in Thorn the Barbarian, show Thorn walking about as in “fasting”

Krom has answered the call of his favorite disciples.

(Show Video of StudZ minus Drake)
Coming to a Temple of Rock near you, the Metal StudZ will unleash their 
new Frontman and change the world.

Black screen

Coming in

(Big dramatic sound, like anvil hitting)

January 28, 2012

(same)

Metal StudZ will unleash…

(same)

their new Frontman

(start heavy metal guitar riff)

Show Metal StudZ logo with various members and have a blanked out silhouette of a guy with a question mark in the middle, dotted line around him

End with credits similar to end of a trailer

Give credit to people that helped out and what was used software and audio and video wise

That is what would have been done.

The software that has been used was:

Open Shot Video Editor – http://www.openshotvideo.com
The Gimp (similar to Adobe Photoshop) – http://www.gimp.org
Green Band Trailer PSD File - http://briancjanes.com/blog/video/movie-trailer-green-screen-intro
Green Band Trailer XCF (Gimp) File (With Editable Text instead of using Images like Brian C. James’) – http://www.disturbed-penguin.net/downloads/TrailerBand.xcf

Thank you for the possibilities!