Ask Xavior Penguin

This is what you could say is my Advice Column.  Kind of like Ann Landers or even Savage Love.  My advice column would be slight based between the two; the caring and concern with Ann Landers and a little satirical pieces from Savage Love.

ABOUT:

The reason I give for setting this up is that in the past, I know I have asked about this on Twitter before and other things and have given advice to some friends.  One friend, who will not be named, asked my advice and I gave it to them. They were on the edge about it but then stated that they will go along with it.  Come to find out, that person not only didn’t take my advice, but did the exact opposite of what I recommended.  That person later confided in me that they should have taken my advice as it would have been the correct choice of action.

I do this because I want to and apparently, I am halfway decent at it.  People seem to like what I have to say or give advice on.

Also, mind you, I am a dude, a dudearino, man, guy, etc.  The views/opinions/advice will be coming from me, from a perspective of a guy, albeit a guy in touch with his feelings and such as I think I have stated before that I believe I was a woman in my previous life as I love chocolate, shopping, gossip, and am very emotional at times.  No, I ain’t gay.  I do have gay/lesbian/bi friends tho.

LEGAL:

Some things to go over before  one heeds advice from me:
- I am not a lawyer nor will I answer questions pertaining to the law in any sort of fashion
- I am NOT, repeat, NOT a Professional nor do I claim to be
- That this is for Entertainment purposes
- I am not liable for any advice taken, meaning if you take it and good/bad/etc things happen, they occurred because you heeded my advice
- I am not liable for any choice you decide to make

If you do not understand the above, then navigate away from the Ask portion of Disturbed-Penguin.NET and never come back as you obviously never finished 5th grade and do not have a handle on the English language or even your own life, meaning you are too immature and stupid to distinguish your own reality and fiction.

Remember, your response will be made available for all to see on Ask.Disturbed-Penguin.NET. Why? So that way, if there are others out there with the same problem, they may be able to take the advice given and apply it to their own lives.

INSTRUCTIONS:

To begin, hover over the “Ask Xavior Penguin” tab at the top of My Blog and click on Submit Question.
Your question and information asked of you all pertains to the situation at hand.
I ask for:
- A Fake Name (I don’t want to know who you are…give an example like Silly in St. Louis)
- Your Age Range (So I can relate to you some how and give an appropriate answer)
- Your Gender (Again, so I can relate
- Your Question (Self explanatory)

This is powered by Google Docs and I am the only person that can see this information.  No body else can, except for me and me alone.  I am using Google Docs until I can find a form I can use native to My Blog so Google doesn’t have to be used.

If you DO NOT want to use the form I have created, then send an e-mail to:

Ask (at) Disturbed-Penguin (dot) NET

(Obviously replace the (at) with @ and the (dot) with .)